DIDOO COULDN’T WRITE OR READ
SO THESE THINGS SHE DIDN’T NEED.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A MEASURING CUP.
DIDOO NEVER HAD MEASURING SPOONS.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A RULER.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A SCALE.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A WATCH.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A THERMOMETER.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A COMBINATION LOCK.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A CALCULATOR.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A TYPEWRITER.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A SUNDIAL.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A PHONE.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A TV.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A COMPASS.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A COOKBOOK.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A DICTIONARY.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A MAP.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A PENCIL.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A CALENDAR.
DIDOO NEVER HAD A CAMERA.
DIDOO NEVER HAD PLAYING CARDS.
I THOUGHT DIDOO WAS FUNNY
‘CAUSE SHE CAN COUNT HER MONEY.