I don’t know the word “slow”
I only know the word “go”
The runners were top notch
An’ we raced against the watch.
I just pretend that I’m a rabbit
Cause running is my habit.
It was a blistering pace
But I like to give chase.
I run like an Arctic hare
And I train for hardware.
I had to run really hard
‘Cause I wanted the gold award.
I felt really strong
An’ nothing went wrong.
I drafted and paced behind
An’ I sprinted to the finish line.
I didn’t want to look back
When I was the head of the pack.
It was the best race ever
‘Cause I had to be clever.
My gold medal was big news
But I really had to cruise.
It was a big surprise
And I had to be wise.
We raced the five
An’ I was the first to arrive.
I’m 30 years past my prime
And I set a record time.