HED: FREE STORE
Even if you are poor
You can still shop at the free store
The free store is no joke
‘Cause you can buy an’ be broke
You can find something nice
But there’s never a price
even if you don’t have enough
You can still get lots of stuff
You can pretend to steal
And get an awesome deal
It seems kind of funny
But you don’t need money
You don’t need a credit card
And there’s no security guard
Everything is really cheap
And it’s yours to keep
They don’t have a till
And you won’t get a bill
When you shop at the free store
You can find treasures galore
You don’t need a money tree
Because everything is free.
HED: FREE STORE
There’s no security guards
There’s no fitting rooms
There’s no store manager
You don’t need money
There’s no “shoplifters will be prosecuted” sign
There’s no lock on the door
There’s no return policy
There’s no store hours posted
There’s no warranty
There’s no store flyers
They don’t take rain cheques
There’s no price scanners
There’s no till
There’s no credit card machine
There’s no sales person
There’s no financing
There’s no price tags
There’s no Black Friday sales
They don’t have a phone number
There’s no “Customer Service” department
There’s no G.S.T
When I was a kid this Elder gave me a Gwich’in name”CHIH AHAA”
Translated it means”walking ahead”
Allan Benjamin
CHIH AHAA