The lady mooned the poor bear
And he bit her in the rear
The bear bit the poor spouse
When she went to the outhouse
I don’t know who’s fault
But that’s considered assault
The lady went to use the potty
But I don’t know who was naughty
The bear bit the princess in the rump
And he made her jump
The lady’s bum was nude
He mauled the lady in the bum
But I don’t know who felt dumb
Maybe the bear likes to flirt
But the poor lady got hurt
The bear forgot to hibernate
And he found a nice bait
The bear found a nice place to hide
But the lady didn’t know it was occupied
After the outhouse attack
I wonder if the bear will go back?
I don’t think the lady was telling a rumour
When she pulled down her bloomer
I hope the bear don’t bother my aunties
when they pull down their panties.
