WE ALL REMEMBERED BLOOMERS NOW THEY CALL US BABY BOOMERS. WE ALL USED TO BE NEW NOW WE’RE LIKE AN OLD SHOE. WE USED TO BREAK ALL THE RULES AND THEY CALL US FOOLS. WE USED TO BE WILD BUT NOW WE’RE MILD WE USED TO BE CRAZY NOW WE’RE ALL LAZY WE USED TO …
If it’s true there are seven wonders in the natural world, then surely this is the eighth. The world’s most incompetent techno-challenged is boldly composing this on a brand new, state-of-the-art iPod. It’s his first, and is called by its given name: Apple Air Pad 2 — a way-ward present Santa Claus must have left …
