UNCLE’S ENGLISH


IF YOU HEAR UNCLE SPEAK

HIS ENGLISH IS VERY WEAK

HE DON’T LIKE TO TALK RIGHT

AN’ THAT’S THE WAY HE WRITE.

WHEN UNCLE’S ENGLISH IS SPOKEN’

IT’S DEFINITELY ALL BROKEN.

UNCLE DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL

BUT TO US IT SOUNDS WELL.

HE NEVER LEARNED ENGLISH IN SCHOOL

BUT HOW HE TALKS IS SO COOL.

I WONDER IF UNCLE WOULD PASS

IF HE WENT TO ENGLISH CLASS?

I THINK HE’D FAIL ENGLISH TEST

BUT HIS DIALECT IS THE BEST.

WHEN UNCLE USES BIG WORDS

HE KIND OF TALK BACKWARDS.

HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT NOUN

THAT’S WHY WE LIKE HIS SOUND.

UNCLE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT PARAGRAPH

UNCLE TALKS TO MAKE US LAUGH.

I THINK HIS ENGLISH IS WORSE

WHEN UNCLE START TO CURSE.

I LIKE THE WAY UNCLE SPEAK

‘CAUSE HIS GRAMMAR IS UNIQUE.