Walk a mile in her shoes?

Well, I have some bad news.

Her shoes are small size,

which is not made for guys.

Her high heels are pink,

which made my feet shrink.

I tried both left and right,

but they’re just extra tight.

I couldn’t walk an inch,

’cause my toes just pinch.

Now I have a big blister,

an’ I blame it on my sister.