Walk a mile in her shoes?
Well, I have some bad news.
Her shoes are small size,
which is not made for guys.
Her high heels are pink,
which made my feet shrink.
I tried both left and right,
but they’re just extra tight.
I couldn’t walk an inch,
’cause my toes just pinch.
Now I have a big blister,
an’ I blame it on my sister.