FREE STORE


YOU WON’T FEEL POOR

SHOPPING AT THE FREE STORE.

I’M NOT TELLING YOU A JOKE

YOU CAN SHOP VEN IF YOU’RE BROKE.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY

EVERYTHING IS TO GIVE AWAY.

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A TILL

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A BILL.

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING IN STOCK

AND THEY NEVER USE A PADLOCK.

WHEN YOU GO TO THE FEEE STORE

THEY NEVER LOCK THE DOOR.

YOU’LL ALWAYS GET A DEAL

AN’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO STEAL.

YOU KIND OF FEEL FUNNY

‘CAUSE YOU DON’T NEED MONEY.

YOU WILL NEVER LOSE

‘CAUSE YOU CAN GET FREE SHOES.

WHEN YOU SEE ALL THE FREE STUFF

YOU’LL HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH.

YOU CAN EVEN FIND A CHRISTMAS TREE

‘CAUSE EVERYTHING IS ALL FOR FREE.

YOU CAN FILL UP YOUR SHOPPING BAG

BUT YOU WON’T SEE A PRICE TAG.

WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE FREE STORE

THEY HAD STUFF AND JUNKS GALORE.

Allan Benjamin is a cartoonist from Old Crow, Yukon.