FREE STORE
YOU WON’T FEEL POOR
SHOPPING AT THE FREE STORE.
I’M NOT TELLING YOU A JOKE
YOU CAN SHOP VEN IF YOU’RE BROKE.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY
EVERYTHING IS TO GIVE AWAY.
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A TILL
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A BILL.
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING IN STOCK
AND THEY NEVER USE A PADLOCK.
WHEN YOU GO TO THE FEEE STORE
THEY NEVER LOCK THE DOOR.
YOU’LL ALWAYS GET A DEAL
AN’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO STEAL.
YOU KIND OF FEEL FUNNY
‘CAUSE YOU DON’T NEED MONEY.
YOU WILL NEVER LOSE
‘CAUSE YOU CAN GET FREE SHOES.
WHEN YOU SEE ALL THE FREE STUFF
YOU’LL HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH.
YOU CAN EVEN FIND A CHRISTMAS TREE
‘CAUSE EVERYTHING IS ALL FOR FREE.
YOU CAN FILL UP YOUR SHOPPING BAG
BUT YOU WON’T SEE A PRICE TAG.
WHEN I CHECKED OUT THE FREE STORE
THEY HAD STUFF AND JUNKS GALORE.
Allan Benjamin is a cartoonist from Old Crow, Yukon.
