COLD RUSH


IN THE SUMMER THE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE

IN THE WINTER THE FROST WILL BITE.

WHEN YOU GO TO THE OUTHOUSE

YOU WEAR YOUR PARKA OVER YOUR BLOUSE.

YOUR PANYS WILL BE DOWN TO YOUR KNEES

SO IT WON’T TAKE LONG TO FREEZE.

YOU HAVE TO BE IN A BIG RUSH

BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO FLUSH.

WHEN IT’S DOWN TO 40 BELOW

I DON’T THINK YOU’LL BE SLOW.

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE BOLD

TO GO TO POTTY IN THE COLD.

WHEN IT’S 40 BELOW OUTSIDE

AT LEAST YOU WON’T GET FRIED.

I DON’T THINK IT WOULD BE NICE

IF YOU HAVE TO GO TWICE.

IF YOU EVER FREEZE YOUR BUM

IT WILL BECOME NUMB.

IF YOU DON’T FREEZE YOUR BUNS

YOU’RE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES.

I THINK YOUR POOR SEAT

WOULD PREFER THE HEAT.