If she hits you with her cane
she’ll give you a little pain.
But it won’t hurt
‘cause she likes to flirt.
We all like Grandmas Suzie
but she’s kind of choosy.
She already has a honey
an’ Grandma Suzie is so funny.
She likes all us men
but she has a jealous boyfriend.
Grandma Suzie reminds me of Didoo
so she’s not exactly new.
She wears thick pantyhose
I wonder where she gets her clothes.
She keeps her money in her bloomer
but that’s just a rumour.
Kentucky Fried Chicken she likes to eat
and Grandmas Suzie is so sweet.
Grandma Suzie makes us blush
an’ she gives us an adrenaline rush.
I wonder if Grandma Suzie chews snuff
because I never see her puff.
Grandma Suzie is a big shot
an’ she carries a purse not a teapot.