“Don Burnstick”
He comes from
down south
an’ he knows how
to use his mouth.
If you’re feelin’ crappy
he’ ll soon make
you happy.
Your sadness
will be gone
when you hear
jokes by Don.
His name is Don
Burnstick
an’ he’ ll make you
laugh real quick.
He’ ll tell funny jokes
about aboriginal folks.
Don is an Indian clown
an’ he doesn’t know
how to frown.
You’ ll laugh so
hard you’ ll sob
‘cause makin’ you
laugh is Don’s job.
Laughter is good
medication
for our entire nation.
When you have a
good laughter
you’ ll feel better after.
Don Burnstick is
not too serious
‘cause he’s always
hilarious.
Don is a really
comical guy
an’ he doesn’t use
drugs or rye.
And that’s what
makes him real
an’ he makes us
laugh to heal.
I also make people laugh
an’ tell jokes on
my behalf