There are strange
things done
in the land of the
midnight sun.
Captain Dick ended
up with a toe
when someone froze
it off at 40 below.
So he made a
famous brew
that you’re not
suppose to chew.
Dick’s recipe
included a toe nail
when he made the
sour toe cocktail.
The human toe is real
but don’t think
it’s a meal.
You can let the toe
touch your lip
but you’re only
allowed to take a sip
You’ ll just have
to be brave
‘cause the drink
you won’t crave.
I don’t think you’ ll die
so you’ ll have to
give it a try.
Some people will
throw up
just to see the
toe in the cup.
Other people think
it’s yucky
an’ some say it
makes them lucky.
Everyone will make
a funny face
an’ they can’t
describe the taste.
After you taste
the sour toe
you’ ll become a
real sourdough
