Ski-Doo
It doesn’t bark or scream
an’ it replaced the dog team.
It was a new thing
that starts with a string.
It can turn left or right
and it doesn’t bite.
It doesn’t have feet
and it doesn’t eat.
You don’t have to tie it up
an’ it doesn’t pee like a pup.
It’s not a male or female
and it doesn’t have a tail.
It even has a light
so you can drive at night.
They make lots of noise
these big working toys.
It burns oil and gas
an’ a dog team it can pass.
In the summer you park
and it doesn’t bark.
It doesn’t eat the fish from the stream
and it replaced the dog team.
But when you have a broken snow machine
it can make you really mean.