OUR LADIES


Their title they always defend,

and they always beat us men.

Tug of War is a contest,

to see who’s the best.

The ladies say we have no hope,

when we pull on the rope.

Sometimes we try to cheat,

but we still get beat.

The ladies must have muscle,

’cause they know how to hustle.

The ladies look small in size,

against us bigger guys.

All us men look strong,

but the ladies proved us wrong.

We wonder if the ladies train,

’cause they sure make us strain.

We never beat the ladies yet,

and they don’t even sweat.

Us real men they always defeat,

an’ the ladies are hard to beat.

Us big men they always drag,

and our ladies get to brag.