COLD RUSH
IN THE SUMMER THE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE
IN THE WINTER THE FROST WILL BITE.
WHEN YOU GO TO THE OUTHOUSE
YOU WEAR YOUR PARKA OVER YOUR BLOUSE.
YOUR PANYS WILL BE DOWN TO YOUR KNEES
SO IT WON’T TAKE LONG TO FREEZE.
YOU HAVE TO BE IN A BIG RUSH
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO FLUSH.
WHEN IT’S DOWN TO 40 BELOW
I DON’T THINK YOU’LL BE SLOW.
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE BOLD
TO GO TO POTTY IN THE COLD.
WHEN IT’S 40 BELOW OUTSIDE
AT LEAST YOU WON’T GET FRIED.
I DON’T THINK IT WOULD BE NICE
IF YOU HAVE TO GO TWICE.
IF YOU EVER FREEZE YOUR BUM
IT WILL BECOME NUMB.
IF YOU DON’T FREEZE YOUR BUNS
YOU’RE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES.
I THINK YOUR POOR SEAT
WOULD PREFER THE HEAT.