THEIR BACKS ARE BENT

AN’ THEY STAY IN A TENT.

THEY DON’T READ OR WRITE

AN’ THEY USE CANDLE AT NIGHT.

DIDOO WEAR LONG SKIRT

AN’ DIDEE WEAR CHECKER SHIRT.

THEIR AGES THEY ESTIMATE

‘CAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW THE DATE.

DIDEE CHEW STRONG SNUFF

BUT DIDOO LIKES TO PUFF.

DIDEE MAKES SNOWSHOES WITH BIRCH

AN’ DIDOO NEVER MISS CHURCH.

THEY’RE NOT THAT NEW

AN’ DIDEE SET HOMEBREW.

THEY DON’T HAVE TEETH

DIDOO HAS BLOOMER UNDERNEATH.

THEY USE VICKS FOR PAIN

AND STICKS FOR CANE.

DIDOO CARRY BURNT TEAPOT

AN’ POOR DIDEE IS BIG SHOT.

DIDOO CARRY PURSE

AN’ DIDEE LIKES TO CURSE.

THEY WEAR HANKERCHIEF AN’ CAP

AN’ THEY SET SNARES AN’ TRAP.

THEY’RE BOTH LITTLE

AN’ DIDEE PLAYS FIDDLE.