THEIR BACKS ARE BENT
AN’ THEY STAY IN A TENT.
THEY DON’T READ OR WRITE
AN’ THEY USE CANDLE AT NIGHT.
DIDOO WEAR LONG SKIRT
AN’ DIDEE WEAR CHECKER SHIRT.
THEIR AGES THEY ESTIMATE
‘CAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW THE DATE.
DIDEE CHEW STRONG SNUFF
BUT DIDOO LIKES TO PUFF.
DIDEE MAKES SNOWSHOES WITH BIRCH
AN’ DIDOO NEVER MISS CHURCH.
THEY’RE NOT THAT NEW
AN’ DIDEE SET HOMEBREW.
THEY DON’T HAVE TEETH
DIDOO HAS BLOOMER UNDERNEATH.
THEY USE VICKS FOR PAIN
AND STICKS FOR CANE.
DIDOO CARRY BURNT TEAPOT
AN’ POOR DIDEE IS BIG SHOT.
DIDOO CARRY PURSE
AN’ DIDEE LIKES TO CURSE.
THEY WEAR HANKERCHIEF AN’ CAP
AN’ THEY SET SNARES AN’ TRAP.
THEY’RE BOTH LITTLE
AN’ DIDEE PLAYS FIDDLE.