I ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND MRS. WRONG AND OUR LOVE DON’T LAST TOO LONG.

THEY ALWAYS GIVE ME A SHOVE AND I CAN’T FIND TRUE LOVE.

I’M STILL LOOKIN’ FOR A MRS. RIGHT AN’ I DON’T CARE ABOUT HER HEIGHT.

I’M SEARCHIN’ FOR A HONEY WHO DOESN’T CARE ABOUT MONEY.

I DON’T WANT HER TO DO DRUGS BUT SHE CAN GIVE ME HUGS.

IF SHE DOESN’T DRINK ALCOHOL, SHE’LL BE THE PERFECT DOLL.

HER SKIN CAN BE DARK OR LIGHT ‘CAUSE I KNOW I’LL FIND MRS. RIGHT.

MRS. RIGHT SHOULD BE TRUE AND NOT MAKE ME BLUE.

I NEED A LADY WHO WON’T MAKE ME CRY AND WHO WON’T TELL ME GOODBYE.

MRS. RIGHT SHOULD MAKE ME GLAD AND WILL NEVER MAKE ME MAD.

I WONDER IF I’LL EVER DISCOVER A LADY WHO’S THE PERFECT LOVER.

IF MRS. RIGHT TURNS TO BE MRS. WRONG THIS WILL BE A COUNTRY AN’ WESTERN SONG.