SO MUCH TO DO


Little old ladies are sweet

an’ they have little feet.

They pretend to be mad

but they’re always glad.

Their English is not right

an’ they’re small in height.

They’re not really new

an’ they drink homebrew.

Old ladies are really wise

they outlive the old guys.

They puff on a smoke

an’ they pretend to be broke.

They always have no teeth

they wear bloomers underneath.

They keep lots of junk

in their big trunk.

They pack lots of dried sticks

and they use strong Vicks.

Old ladies eat dried prunes

an’ dance to fiddle tunes.

I forgot to mention

they like their pension