I’VE HEARD THEM ALL SOME ARE PRETTY TALL.
SOME ARE AS TALL AS A GIRAFFE AND THEY’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH.
THEIR STORIES ARE SO FUNNY BUT YOU KNOW THEY WANT MONEY.
I KNOW I’M WISE AN’ I DON’T LIKE LIES.
THEY’LL PUT YOU IN A GOOD MOOD BUT SOME OF THEM ARE RUDE.
I’VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE AND I ONLY MADE MYSELF POOR.
THEIR STORIES ARE HARD LUCK THEN THEY’LL BUM FOR A BUCK.
YOU ALWAYS WORK BUT THEY’LL CALL YOU A JERK.
IF YOU DON’T THEM SPARE CHANGE THEY’LL THINK YOU’RE STRANGE.
YOU WONDER WHO’S DUMB WHEN YOU MEET A BUM.
MONEY DOESN’T COME FREE ‘CAUSE IT DOESN’T GROW ON A TREE.
YOU’RE FORCED TO GIVE THEM A DOLLAR ‘CAUSE THEY DON’T WANT ANYTHING SMALLER.
THEN THEY’LL MAKE YOU POOR.
