I CALL THOSE MY AUNTIE HE

AN’ HE CALL THOSE UNCLE SHE.

THOSE AUNTIE HE’S NOT THAT NEW

AND SNUFF HE ALWAYS CHEW.

I THINK HE STILL WEAR BLOOMER

AN’ HE MAKE STRONG RUMOUR.

THOSE AUNTIE ALWAYS SMOKE PIPE

AN’ HE USE CATALOG TO WIPE.

THOSE MY AUNTIE HE FEEL BIG

WHEN HE MAKE DOUBLE JIG.

AUNTIE USE STRONG VICKS FOR PAIN

AND DRY WILLOW FOR HIS CANE.

HE GOT DRY MEAT AN’ BANNOCK IN HIS PURSE

AN’ THOSE MY AUNTIE HE ALWAYS CURSE.

THOSE MY POOR AUNTIE IS BIG SHOT

WHILE THAT HE CARRY BURNT TEAPOT.

I LOOK IN THOSE MY AUNTIE TRUNK

AN’ HE GOT LOTS OF HUDSON BAY JUNK.

THOSE MY AUNTIE HE WEAR BLOUSE

AND HE’S THOSE MY UNCLE SPOUSE.

THOSE MY AUNTIE ALWAYS CHEW GUM

AND HE DRINK OVERPROOF RUM.

MY THOSE AUNTIE PUT “X” ON HIS CHEQUE

AN’ HE TIE BIG KEY AROUND HIS NECK.

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