I CALL THOSE MY AUNTIE HE
AN’ HE CALL THOSE UNCLE SHE.
THOSE AUNTIE HE’S NOT THAT NEW
AND SNUFF HE ALWAYS CHEW.
I THINK HE STILL WEAR BLOOMER
AN’ HE MAKE STRONG RUMOUR.
THOSE AUNTIE ALWAYS SMOKE PIPE
AN’ HE USE CATALOG TO WIPE.
THOSE MY AUNTIE HE FEEL BIG
WHEN HE MAKE DOUBLE JIG.
AUNTIE USE STRONG VICKS FOR PAIN
AND DRY WILLOW FOR HIS CANE.
HE GOT DRY MEAT AN’ BANNOCK IN HIS PURSE
AN’ THOSE MY AUNTIE HE ALWAYS CURSE.
THOSE MY POOR AUNTIE IS BIG SHOT
WHILE THAT HE CARRY BURNT TEAPOT.
I LOOK IN THOSE MY AUNTIE TRUNK
AN’ HE GOT LOTS OF HUDSON BAY JUNK.
THOSE MY AUNTIE HE WEAR BLOUSE
AND HE’S THOSE MY UNCLE SPOUSE.
THOSE MY AUNTIE ALWAYS CHEW GUM
AND HE DRINK OVERPROOF RUM.
MY THOSE AUNTIE PUT “X” ON HIS CHEQUE
AN’ HE TIE BIG KEY AROUND HIS NECK.