DIDOO COULDN’T WRITE OR READ

SO THESE THINGS SHE DIDN’T NEED.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A MEASURING CUP.

DIDOO NEVER HAD MEASURING SPOONS.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A RULER.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A SCALE.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A WATCH.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A THERMOMETER.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A COMBINATION LOCK.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A CALCULATOR.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A TYPEWRITER.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A SUNDIAL.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A PHONE.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A TV.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A COMPASS.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A COOKBOOK.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A DICTIONARY.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A MAP.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A PENCIL.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A CALENDAR.

DIDOO NEVER HAD A CAMERA.

DIDOO NEVER HAD PLAYING CARDS.

I THOUGHT DIDOO WAS FUNNY

‘CAUSE SHE CAN COUNT HER MONEY.