UNCLE AND BOB
Uncle doesn’t like a fly
And Bob likes to fly.
Uncle knows the land
An’ Bob knows how to land.
Uncle like his trappin’ cabin
An’ Bob likes his plane cabin.
Uncle traps for otter
And Bob flies The Otter.
Uncle traps for beaver
And Bob flies The Beaver.
Uncle sets his traps
An’ Bob uses his flaps.
Uncle has a muskrat pelt
An’ Bob has a seat belt.
Uncle uses a cleaver
An’ Bob has a flying fever.
Uncle traps for weasel
And Bob burns diesel.
Uncle eats bannock
An’ Bob needs a mechanic.
Uncle has boots of leather
An’ Bob checks the weather.
Uncle’s Ski-Doo has skis
An’ Bob’s plane has skis.
Uncle cuts wood an’ pile it
And Bob is a bush pilot.
Uncle uses traps an’ Bob uses
flaps
And they’re both great chaps.