Even if you’re famous.

Even if you’re rich.

Even if you’re healthy.

Even if you’re educated.

Even if you’re strong.

Even if you’re lucky.

Even if you’re young.

Even if you’re sexy.

Even if you’re free.

Even if you’re law abiding.

Even if you’re fast.

Even if you’re friendly.

Even if you’re careful.

Even if you’re a good sport.

Even if you’re sober.

Even if you’re spiritual.

Even if you’re precise.

Even if you’re invincible.

Even if you’re talented.

Even if you’re comical.

Even if you’re intact.

Even if you’re the chief.

You’re Still Gonna Die